06.Feb.2011 Advanced Superbowl Metrics
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Taking a break from developing an intensive taxonomy of our built environment and trying to understand its place in early post-modern thought, we turn to the Superbowl. For our entertainment we developed a set of advanced superbowl metrics. Feel free to add your own and/or play along.
UPDATED
Score at 5 minutes to play in the first half
Color of the punters shoes
Whether anyone refers to THE ohio state university
Time the first field goal is kicked
Time the last field goal is kicked
Ratios of vowels to consonants in the first td scorers name
How many commercials show a train in some form
Number of minutes, real time, between end of 2q and kickoff at 3q
Number of times the ball is purposely kicked
Number of different guitars played during halftime show
Color of liquid dumped on coach
Fake field goal or Safety
Who has possession at 2 to play in the 3rd
Most prominent color in commentator ties
Total number of personal fouls
# of TD celebrations involving coordinated dance moves
We’ll update with our expert predictions just prior to gametime.